Group for the End of Bible Humping

There is a extreme problem in our world today. Many Christians, usually Southern Baptists, do odd things behind closed doors. They get "intimate" with their book of God. We are here to end such heinous actions and stop the sex with Bibles.

Without an action to prevent such acts of God, our world is going to go to hell. Where does it say in the Bible "Thou shalt not screw holy pages"? We believe it should say that and are advocating for an addition to the Bible or at least a disclaimer for the title page of future printed books.

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