E-Mails from Concerned People

I caught my son again masterbating with the gospel section, when is this going to end? I didn't want to take the book away from him because it is after all God's Word, but its the only way I can get it to end. Then he got a hold of the Left Behind Series and its never been the same after he hit puberty. Please help me!

-A concerned mother asking for our help to end this horrifying new rage among horny teenagers who love the word of God too much.

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