Quotes I Like

"Boredom has struck upon me like the invention of the spork."

- Me
"Life is like a spork, cheap, yet durable."
- Me
I listen to those who speak their mind, I ignore those who speak their brainwashed mind.
- Me
"Is adult entertainment killing our children? Or is killing our children entertaining adults?"
- Marilyn Manson
"Reality is a crutch for the unimaginative."
- Unknown
"You cry when you are born and everyone smiles, you smile when you die and everyone cries."
- Unknown
"I like Christ, but I hate the Christians"
- Ghandi
"Evil is Live spelled backwards. So if Evil we are then live we shall."
-Anton LaVey
"A dead kitten is like religion, we want to get rid of it, but we keep it for sentimental reasons."
-Jeff(One of my friends)
"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all."
-Oscar Wilde
"Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen."
- Michel de Montaigne
"Religion is all bunk."
- Thomas Edison
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here."
- Shakespeare
"A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands."
- Unknown
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